WARNING DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT EASILY!!

WARNING - DO NOT READ THIS ENTRY IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT EASILY.
I know everyone has a brother made me do it story, but this one has got to take the cake. Dakota and Max were outside playing after school. Dakota gave Max a white ball and told him it was a piece of gum. Max thought oh great a piece of gum. He asked Dakota where he got it and Dakota told him on the ground. So Max being Max thought, "Ok great free gum". Never mind that it was outside on the ground his brother said it was gum. He bit into it to find ......... you guessed it it was a bird egg. How disgusting. I called the doctor and he said to brush his teeth and just watch him for diarrhea. I had to have a talk with Max about not just blindly putting things in our mouth. What a Dewey